I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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