You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Life is so much better after having sex.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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