mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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