just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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