I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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