That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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