Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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