Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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