absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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