we're blogging at a bar
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Randomize
