Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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