The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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