Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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