i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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