He disabled his match.com account in front of me
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Couch. On fire.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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