Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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