All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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