bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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