sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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