What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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