Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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