Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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