great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
