WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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