News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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