C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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