Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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