I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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