David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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