i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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