I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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