So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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