He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He shit in the fireplace
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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