i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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