pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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