so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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