How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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