I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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