dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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