stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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