super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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