I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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