Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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