oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
my being single is dangerous.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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