Me. At least after what I've been through.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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