did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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