and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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