Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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