If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
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Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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