mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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