these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
