Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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