I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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