I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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