I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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