Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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